I always felt like the Smash Bros announcer was doing a riff on announcer Don Pardo (from SNL). I always do my own impression when selecting a character.

Remember when the Obamas were exciting? Le sigh.

I have Serious Feels for the First Lady that I cannot entirely describe.

OK, I know your heart is in the right place, but this joke:

The entire settlement of Megaton.

Abs Crunchum.

Oh ma-a-a-h ga-a-a-a-hd Jerry, don't me-e-e-ss with that! It could be a ba-a-a-hm!

Tim is one of the only people who could've handled this situation with any grace at all. Has Double Fine overestimated the success of crowdfunding and Early Access? Probably. But so have any consumers who have bought into these games without realizing that any game in-progress could easily drop out-of-progress. The…

Wow, how blunt of her.

Better yet, send one of your Saprolings to make the exchange for you.

I don't understand the regional devotion to drinking bad beer in 2014, which it seems, is your larger point, but for those waning 'post-college but still trying to pretend like you're in college' nights it is usually a step up from the other swill.

And that's how I usually end up drinking a Yuengling. Relative to…

Yinz better be civil in here.

The traditional reason why it doesn't have walls to the south is due to the Night's King rebellion. After he was subdued, the lords forbid the Night's Watch from having walls.

Review scores don't suit what we do at Kotaku, but the idea that review scores should be killed, that no one should do them just because they don't suit the way that you look at games, is a bit much. Some people would like a number as a measure of quality, and if there are people out there who'd like to provide that,…

This, the episode "What Sexual Harris Meant" and the fact that Brian Henson created the show are the reasons why I will never let anybody speak ill of Dinosaurs. That show was a goddamn treasure and way ahead of its time.

"make the gravy (with the little turkey gravy packet that comes with the turkey, or with gravy mix, or however your method of choice requires"

@wjglenn: The last one I caught had a little "Yelp!" sign, but he started falling before it was clearly visible on camera. Maybe next time!