Ben Carson cuts his beard so as to give his face the appearance of having a chin.

I would vote for either of them before Ted Cruz and Ben Carson

For the Waspiest family in America, they sure pick some redneck names for their kids.

Destroy all fraternities.

That’s because it was baseball season.

All Grantland writers will have their contracts honored. The intent is to use the sportswriters on other ESPN platforms.

Nightmare fuel.

I didn’t know muppets got vaccinations

Got a few grammatical errors for a being that’s infallible.

Donald Trump, the person still inexplicably leading the Republican presidential primary, “sometimes” carries a firearm.

There’s also the issue that an app called Peeple already exists.

Or watch the shitshow that happens after you rate the baby 4/5 stars

“By the way, I invited like a few million friends, hope that’s OK.”

They probably just listed at the level (city, county, etc.) at which the recognition was enacted.

“Indians love me. I’m going to be so good for the Indians.”

I look forward to joining Peeple and rating only the people who work for Peeple.

Blogger Chuck C. Johnson, who has repeatedly accused Ellmers and McCarthy of having an affair, claimed yesterday to have received a cease-and-desist order from Ellmers’ attorney, ordering him to stop making “false and defamatory” statements about the Congresswoman and calling the rumors “unequivocally and indisputably…

Ban fraternities.

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“I would say, ‘Hey, guys, everybody attack him! He may shoot me but he can’t get us all.’”