By the time you get up to 7, they’re back to tasting amazing and that doesn’t trail off until about 39.

“Great shooting, Fletcher Magee” sounds like a sarcastic insult from an archery festival.

Matt Berry, directed by Waititi and written by Clement?

Acting like a total Greninja smdh

I have mine in matte black. It makes me think it’s the implement Batman would use to make cookies, which inspires me to make more cookies. Win-win.

I don’t see why not! I wouldn’t do more than 1/2 teaspoon per pound of meat, maybe even less if you’re using a good bit of salt.

C’mon man, if someone gets bored they get bored. It’s up to the game to maintain the player’s interest. #1 rule of storytelling is you need to hook 'em early and give them a reason to stay.. No need to be a dick.

Sorry, but most of us don’t consider Sean Hannity to be a valid source for economic analysis.

I frequent Costco’s liquor store and suggest exploring mix packs by local brewers over the Kirkland pack given your underwhelming assessment. In Minneapolis Summit Brewing has a seasonal mix pack that sells there for a still very reasonable $25 / 24-pack. They mix in standard beers (EPA, Pilsner, IPA) with seasonal…

I love that you slipped and called Nick, Ron

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

Sounds like you dislike James Franco a lot....

Related question: which is worse, an actor who gets all Daniel Day Lewis-y, but isn’t actually a good actor (e.g., James Franco) or an actor who gets all Bill Murray/Jeff Goldblum-y, but isn’t actually likable or fun (e.g. James Franco)?

Yup. Sounds like something a kid who lost her dad would say.

Source: Have a kid who lost her dad when she was 4.

I love your story and don’t care how true it is.

That was simultaneously heart-warming and creepy. 

This is a true story, though I’ll admit there’s no way for me to verify it. When I was a teenager, I was a counselor at a day camp, with a then 6-year-old Frances Bean Cobain in my group. She was awesome. Easily one of my favorite campers, even before I knew her last name (something I didn’t realize until 2/3 of the…

Yeah, the problem here is the system is still hardwired around retroactively rewarding your performance when you finally hit FA, but there are no front offices left that believe that’s a smart way to spend money.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

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