More like a Scobee-don’t amiright?

I’ll see myself out.

I can hear the thousands of whooshes. Good one.

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

ITS A COOKBOOK!

Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

“My blood hurts” made me laugh harder than it probably should.

folks are cleverly infecting anti-vaccination activists with computer viruses embedded in photos and links.

Based on the similarities in the shapes and folds of his ear, and the angles of his hairline, I’m inclined to say it is him.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

I did that when I saw a baby bunny nurse because it was the fucking cutest thing I have ever seen. No one saw me cry so I am still a badass.

Guns are legal in the US, but I don't think shooting your phone is going to do much good.

[...douche canoe...]

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…