This one was kind of lackluster, but I guess it's hard to write Why Your Team Sucks about a team that literally never sucks. Only one season worse than 6-10 since 1969, and that was 5-11 one year in the 80s.

I heard in summer when sales are slower they have to plow them off the streets with big trucks.. and THE TRUCKS ARE ALSO MADE OF PHONE!

All the racists on the Internet must have the weirdest boner right now.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

I shouldn't have to say this, but....

Two of the worse things about being colorblind:
1. As you stated, people almost IMMEDIATLY go straight to "What color is my shirt, what color is this, what color is that?" Beyond the fact of it being incredibly demoralizing, god forbid you actually answer correctly because then they accuse you of not being colorblind…

From what I have read this ruling only applies to post-conception birth control, not "the pill" and others like it. This is something the left has been ignoring today in a quest to make this sound even more outrageous than it already is.

His head looks enormous. Are we sure that wasn't photoshopped on?

Wow! Little fella goes into creeper mode fast.