Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

I agree, fuck techies.

Hopefully they don’t name the car division Lemon.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s a lovely overpass I just wonder if there isn’t a charming on ramp or maybe a picturesque roundabout they could’ve used.

Are we absolutely certain the above quote isn’t Welsh?

If you havent seen this show Im gonna say something that will make you want to see it: A jack russel terrier is the head of a pack of serial killer dogs in Slovenia. You’re welcome.

Wait, did “My Big Fat Greet Divorce” already come out?

Man, the Kents in this universe are the worst people.

But better at singin’. He flow.

that was the second death star plans

The Fear The Walking Dead teaser with the minivan has been the most effective one so far. For me, at least.

“My blood hurts” made me laugh harder than it probably should.

folks are cleverly infecting anti-vaccination activists with computer viruses embedded in photos and links.

I just fell down an animal video rabbit hole because of you

Well, of course you’d leaver their glasses on. What are you, a monster?

Based on the similarities in the shapes and folds of his ear, and the angles of his hairline, I’m inclined to say it is him.

Good!... now Mr. Wheeler can we do something about tethering?...

I want a Star Wars movie from the perspective of a young, bright eyed new Imperial recruit. A pilot, a storm trooper, a junior officer, whatever. I'd like to see someone who believes they are doing good and serving on the proper side. I want to see the propaganda and fanfare that keeps people signing up.

He’s more machine now than man.