You must be fun at parties.

Alright look, the parsecs thing has been explained. The Kessel Run involves multiple black holes that a ship has to maneuver through. A shorter route involves going closer to the balck holes, risking destruction. Han was bragging about the maneuverability of his craft and its ability to escape massive gravitational…

I guess this idiot said "F'ck it I will go all out"

Maybe unplugging the wires then plugging them in again?

Have they tried turning it off and then back on again?

Honey, listen. If he imprisoned you in a parallel universe when you broke up, he's moved on. Stop calling.

"I won't snap your neck, I'm going to take you to prison."

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

But space shuttles are rocket ships, right? Big, fat, adorable rocket ships.

Though I've never read the actual book, I was shocked when I heard that a) Chewie had died & 2) it was because a moon fell on him. A. Moon.

We know what happens next.

Yes exactly! It's all about ease of use. I swear these are the same people who were saying that apps on smartphones were useless back in 2007 because you could do all the same things on your computer.

Every neighborhood has that one house that just won't play along.

I did that when I saw a baby bunny nurse because it was the fucking cutest thing I have ever seen. No one saw me cry so I am still a badass.

That scene of the bus flipping end over end...

Thanks for adding the picture, else I'd just thought "salmon ladder" was something filthy.

except that the new hilt could be made of material that another lightsaber couldn't cut through? we're all arguing about how realistic a sci-fi movies new idea is...it's a bit silly. there are several materials that just the top section of the hilt could be made of that would stop a lightsaber from destroying it. …