PCB might be filled with tacky people, but don’t underestimate how physically beautiful Gulf Coast beaches are: soft white sand beaches, turquoise water.

I went to college in Alabama, and can confirm PCB is *the* place to go for Spring Break. Someone’s gonna be getting a call from their Memaw when she watches this show...

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Yep, so concerned that they’ll contribute to his campaign with HEAVY HEARTS.

Give a racist a pardon and he’ll take a Senate seat ... or something like that. But as disappointing as this development is, at least we can take heart in the fact that Paul Ryan, John McCain, and Jeff Flake are deeply concerned. Not enough to do anything, but really ... deeply concerned.

Jesus. Very happy to hear they’re safe. Though I do enjoy how casual that woman in the La-Z-Boy is.

It took him ONE HOUR to flip the fuck out about the Merck CEO but took 48 to give a half-assed, forced statement that Nazis are bad. Please tell me we’re just unfortunately stuck in the alternate timeline.

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

Keep in mind, the young lady that died protesting hate this weekend was FROM VA. While the racist trash that ran her down commuted in from Ohio. This has never been just the south’s probelm, nothings that easy.

“I don’t see how we can ever repair this country.”

As a German, seeing this is utterly surreal. I mean...they are literally copying these guys:

Fortunately for her, he has to sell his business to keep his job.

I wish Mrs. The Mooch and her baby well. And by “well”, I mean her lawyers take the Mooch to the cleaners and never look back. Leave him with nothing but his foul mouth and vile reputation.

While we’re talking about transgendered military, we’re not talking about Russia or the Vote-a-rama on health care.

Same.

As someone who is from and still lives in the deep south...... snatch a knot is like.... not a term I have ever heard in my life. Maybe I’m not as Southern as I think I am? But like... Who the fuck talks like that. He’s just trying to be down home folksy, truth-sayin’ Southerner, and he’s not.

“I said, did you do it? And he said no, I did not. Absolutely not. I then asked him a second time in a totally different way. He said absolutely not.”

Okay, let’s be clear that she certainly should have taken the gloves off when she started talking to people and posing for photos after handing out food, but did you guys really only pull the images of her wearing gloves while she was handing out food and while they were eating (which mean she’d probably JUST been…

Or like appointing Betsy DeVos as education secretary.