The dirty-footed yodeling child took me over the edge...

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

“that students who are lied to and mistreated by their school get the relief they are owed, and that schools that harm students are held responsible for their behavior,”

Blessed be the fruit.

Under His Eye.

Praise be motherfuckers.

The tablets weren’t birth control ... so it was okay to take.

A couple of the tweet-sized notes have leaked and they’re generally filled with pretty good advice:

Give what a try? What did you fucking try? The only thing you tried was tweeting fawning dumb shit that in no way indicated any sort of formal agreement so your braying shithead supporters forgot you campaigned on being ‘tough on Jyena’ and ‘labeling them a currency manipulator day 1'. Instead we’ve had no indication…

thanks David in AL

“My fellow Americans, I’ve just returned from meeting with Russian President Putin for the first time - never spoke to him before, never spoke to any Russians before, in fact. I’ve never even eaten Russian dressing.”

Even the Halloween-mask version of Trudeau is... it’s not bad.

I laughed.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

How I expect the Trump/Putin meeting to go down:

I am not white (but thanks for asking). I’m just a person that liked Kenny, but thought he probably did not need to yell at Lee for the 10th time and can understand why the person he was on a date with would not have liked that. Perhaps you should go tweet Rachel and tell her how “white” her response was.

FWIW, I have been trying to love Into the Water for about a month now and I just find reading it to be a chore. I cannot get into it. I really enjoyed Girl on the Train, but I just think this new one is awful.

Wedged between cats on a hair-covered sofa? Lying in bed with said cats smashing their heads against my book and demanding pets?

I have a copy of Shirer’s Rise and Fall of the Third Reich on my bookshelf. Word to the wise: not only is it a daunting tome, all of your acquaintances will gravitate to it and give you a side-eye, thanks to the large swastika on the spine of the book.

Not fair to blame Bernie, though the fact that he and Warren seem keen to split the Dems is a problem.