I’m just going to post my comment verbatim from the Fusion post on this yesterday. The tl;dr version is that under our immigration laws you can’t simply “issue a visa” to someone fleeing harm, which sucks for the Chechens and makes everything more difficult.

I have to poop, so I will be gone from Jezebel for about 5 minutes. Don’t panic!

Everyone knows when I’m releasing a product on Snapchat that I will be MIA for the next hour and a half.

I have nothing against the K people, but I’m going to raise you and say that before plastic surgery she skewed below average to me.

I’m exhausted and I didn’t even read it, but just scrolling to the comments was more than I could handle.

I didn’t even make it through the whole thing. It’s...a lot.

oh for fuck’s sake.

She was hilarious when she guest judged so I might watch for that, but also no. Stay away Kelly. Sanjaya could probably use the paycheck.

This would be smart for her. With two little kids she wouldn’t have to tour but would have a steady paycheck, national exposure, probably get to sing here and there. It would keep her in the mix without the concert overhead.

It’s just his old home in outer queens with an Ikea bookshelf of his books and playboy vhs’s. One of those crumpled maps he hands out with the red areas of where he won with some KFC grease marks. A few tufts of blond weave and bronzer bottles. Then a segment of the “gold” escalator he rode down announcing his…

No library for Trump. Just a claustrophobic, gilded-to-the-gills media room with wall-to-wall screens playing the greatest hits of Fox News & Friends on a loop.

I willing to wager that today was the day that trump learned that there is an actual country called Georgia. I can hear it now.

• The State Department promoted Ivanka Trump’s new book on Twitter, a likely violation of a federal rule. [Huffington Post]

One of the many things that worries me about Trump is his attacks on anyone who says something bad about him. That’s how dictatorships start.

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

It’s also the way to combat Anne Coulter. Sadly few people seem to get it.

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

We could get a live feed of DT snorting coke off a corpse and his supporters would be like “well she’s already dead so what’s the harm?”

This is the thing that drives me nuts and proves every single continuing Trump supporter is either a bad person or stupid. EVERYONE knows the GOP controls EVERYHING. His supporters STILL accuse everyone who is anti-trump of being butthurt by losing “so bad”. We could get a live feed of DT snorting coke off a corpse…

Surely the sexy trifecta you refer to is this one (Which looks like it could also serve as the opening credit for Law & Order: NAFTA)