Goes through a grueling trial. Barely escapes jail. At first he thinks it’s business as usual, rich shit getting out of jail for free. But his assets are seized and frozen. He’s broke, destitute. He’s stuck with Melania, too, and she with him. They hate each other but can’t separate. His kids are disrespected…

I have conflicted feelings on the death penalty for multiple reasons but whenever I hear some talk about the prisoner ‘suffering’ I just have to roll my eyes.

I’ve got to say, I’m not really against the death penalty. Should we find a better way to do it? Sure! But I think a lot of people never really read the fine print in some of these cases...some of these asshats really deserve to die.

The North Carolina Legislature looks at Chechnya and hopes for a day when they can achieve a similar society.

Watching her get eaten by her own is my current catharsis.

Ive known 12 year old girls who navigate their emotions more effectively than Trump.

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

Mike Pence prefers to get all up in a woman’s vagina from a proper, legislative distance.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

And here we can see she is doing a job no one on Earth would do, as in touching him or talking to him or, worse, reproducing with him.

I don’t know...she may be a victim of her husband’s madness, too. She doesn’t really seem to like him.

I despise Melanoma with every fiber of my being and is matched only by my repulsion for her husband. For anyone who wants to give her a pass, she is no victim, she has 100% agency, is smarter than her husband, and every bit as selfish, petty and vindictive.

“Around we’ve had leaders like Susan B. Anthony. Have you heard of Susan B. Anthony? I’m shocked that you’ve heard of her — who dreamed of a much more fair and equal future and an America where women themselves as she said helped to make laws and elect the lawmakers, and that’s what’s happening more and more.”

Or! Or...

MAGA actually stands for Make America Gilead ASAP.

Since Tomi did not read “The Handmaid’s Tale” and never will, I will answer for her! The answer is “NO,” spete, “No, Serena Joy was NOT happy in Gilead. She spent her days consumed by seething slow-burn anger because the system she worked to build turned out not to value her as a person at all, and put her out to…

Did you think Serena Joy was happy in Gilead, Tomi? This is the future you’ve worked so hard to build. You’re not allowed to have opinions.

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

Tyra Banks was meant to be a gif.