What’s the deal with them making smiley faces backwards. For instance:

Lock him up! Lock him up!

Jason Chaffez was all primed to start more Senate investigations if Hillary had won...he said as much. But he takes a look around at the Trump administration and tells Wolf Blitzer that he can’t just go on some fishing expedition due to rumors. Really Jason? I would not be surprised if Chaffez and Gowdy decided to…

Can’t say it often enough: everyone needs to subscribe to a newspaper. Local, national, or (better yet) both. But it’s never been more important to support journalists than it is right now. Remember, in his ‘press conference’ with Abe last week, Trump only took questions from Murdoch-owned news outlets. The Times and…

There is talk, tonight, that John McCain and Lindsay Graham (along with other unnamed Republican Senators) may want to have a (public) word with Mike.

If it were Hillary, the Republicans would be asking for her crucifixion at this point.

If this were Hillary, the impeachment proceedings would have begun three weeks ago.

So there’s going to be a full investigation, right? Or is this guy gonna say he’s sorry and peace out?

The only reason he’s out is because of this being found out by the news media. We NEED to find out what’s going on with this administration and Russia. This shit is way out of control. Trump knew this happened and I’m totally convinced he ordered it and Flynn is the fall guy.

I hate myself for being sexually attracted to JB right now.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Definitely. You know, it was such an issue that Hillary gave paid speeches to Goldman Sachs. Melania will just call them lunch with the cabinet.

Their intimate relationship aside, she can’t have it both ways. She can’t not want to be FLOTUS and still try to capitalize on the title.

Socialite? I don’t think she ever leaves Trump tower unless it’s to be by his side!

She’s no victim. She spouted the same birther bullshit as he did. She seems to be just as greedy as he is and I wouldn’t be surprised if she were as racist as he is.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Daily fucking reminder:

This reminds me... I have to read the goddamn Handmaid’s Tale.