While I realize BMaher is more than a bit of a dick, his incisive mocking of ‘our Donald’ has become a recent fav of mine. This toxic administration is teaching me to love Bill.

Can’t you just feel them sawing your crotch in half?

See, I find myself questioning my sanity when I watch The Fall. I think “Maybe he just needs to find the right woman to settle down with and then he’ll grow out of this silly little serial killer phase”. And I, of course, am the right woman.

Giz Media has had a hate boner for Uber for years, long before Trump came along. They also get sweet ad money from Lyft so don’t expect any serious investigation into their bullshit.

The things that blows my mind about this are manyfold.

How are there no other repubs with their fucking eyes open.

This is what I want to read, like a really REAL account of what she’s been dealing with for the last... 30 (?) years. Not just an inspirational quote politician book. Let it all out, Hillary!

FUCK SUSAN SARANDON!

I don’t understand why the press never ask him really specific questions. Ask him to name one black person other than Fredrick Douglass, MLK, Ben Carson, and that chick from the Apprentice. A work of literature by a black author he found inspiring. To name 5 countries in Africa.

I find it laughable that he derides the press for being unfair. He could be getting it so much worse. He’s a fucking moron and they pretend like what he says is rational and coherent.

They’ve been programmed to go “WELL OBAMA DID IT TOO SO ITS OK.” Any response gets you “LIBTARD HYPOCRITES LOLOL”

Also, Michelle Obama is incredibly smart. Likely smarter than all the Trumps (kids included) combined. She’s a trained attorney who sees everything from every angle, which likely contributes to how poised she is- she knows exactly how to act in each situation because she considers it beforehand, and she can read…

Michelle Obama is a very classy woman. We didn’t deserve her.

Well obviously Michelle should have encouraged kids to eat diamonds instead.

But Melania is a Trophy Wife. In order for a Trophy to do it’s assumed ‘job’, it must be displayed every now and then to intimidate or awe ones’ enemies and followers.

Of all the reasons to hate politics, the hypocrisy of the right on our current and last first ladies is right up there. Melania is on the cover of Vanity Fair eating diamonds and won’t move to DC yet it’s crickets on her because the left is too nice and the right doesn’t care. Michelle Obama asks kids to eat healthy…

WAIT A SECOND.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

This, exactly. I’m a gay white male, am I expected to get all of “my white people” organized? I had debates and exchanges of ideas with family members, people at work, friends. Some of them voted for Hillary, some could care less, and others are diehard republicans (work, especially). Using facts and reason did not…