If you’re blind, then yes it looks like an Element. That said, I think this is way more attractive than an Element.

Those mitts are decent, but the elastic band that is supposed to grab your wrist is the weak point. They don’t last long, imo.

Those mitts are decent, but the elastic band that is supposed to grab your wrist is the weak point. They don’t last…

This point is indefensible. When the county comes and cleans up his mess for him, then sends him the bill, no sympathy.

I think this solution is ingenious. It will be perhaps slightly less effective if it ever becomes the norm, crooks get wise to it, and they use that extra breathing room to stop and remove the dart. Seems like a minor concern though. If this prevents high-speed pursuits that end in t-boned minivans full of families…

I’m gratified that your article has helped a hoarder meet the court’s mandate and clean up the environmental hazard he created! Chop chop, Ron.

I actually like this face, but a star for the art!

That all-time honor goes to the Bangle Butt, hands down.

Time to see if you need glasses.

Yep. Add the Samsung S8 to that list. Mine survived 20 minutes in 6 feet of water until I was able to find it. No problems at all.

Exactly my thoughts. “Zero fucks given” to something so intentional comes off a more than bit pretentious. It’s all a bit much, imo. Of course it’s got a welded diff. Of course it’s got one ridiculous rear side scoop. Of course he can’t put more than 100 lbs of brake pedal pressure. Of course there’s shit hanging from…

And since you used TravelCar to get free parking, SURPRISE!... Your clutch is burned out and your car is full of discarded McDonald’s bags!

Perhaps a library with VR goggles and a rooftop bar.

This is now normal. We’re desensitized. And we’re fucking the planet because of it.

In a desert, in a jungle, on a dirt road... ok, whatever. But rolling around the streets of Monaco, not much else screams more loudly what a complete douche you are than a $700k six-wheeled Brabus G-Wagen.

I may not share you enthusiasm, but I definitely appreciate it. :)

He’s definitely a fucking left lane parker, probably with highway patrol on speed dial to report those reckless assholes forced to pass him on the right.

Wow, thank you so much for clearing that up for us. I don’t know if anyone could’ve made sense of this complex situation without your dedication to pedantry.

Don’t look at the other person’s hand, look at their elbow!

Yep. He’s in no position to negotiate anything with anyone. If a buyer comes and offers $500 for that SL, the only words out of Ron’s mouth should be “Ok, cash, when can you drive it away.”

I’m not going to false-equivalence about uranium mining, but you’re lying if you try to say this junkyard is not an environmental issue. I’m sure many of those cars are lovely homes for varieties of rodents. Rodents spread disease and rodents chew things. Want to know how the most beloved dog of my childhood died…