SHHHHHHHHHH! Don't let the whack-jobs over at Gawker, Jezebel, and sadly, lately, Gizmodo see this this post if you know what's good for you. Cops are the racist oppressors, don't you know.

It’s a great short-term strategy for the reason you mentioned. It’s a terrible long-term strategy, because they will lose their credibility with people who care about performance. And then the badge will lose it’s status, and then even the people who don’t understand the difference will stop buying BMW’s.

What this means, is that the likelihood of my next purchase being a BMW is less than it otherwise might have been. But that’s OK. There are still plenty of car makers who understand performance enthusiasts. Oh, and ever since the ‘i3’ came out, they really should stop calling their product ‘the ultimate driving…

FUCK FRONT WHEEL DRIVE BMWS

Yep. Sit the fucker. Want to see how fast his draft stock drops? Act like a selfish piece of shit.

The only way this would have been any better is if he would have mentioned how idiotic it is that he isn’t paid anything.

this is what happens when you give little boys expensive, dangerous toys.

Yeah, that had to hurt, right? That was my thought...

Hopefully he broke his hand.

Indeed. I’ll believe that billion dollar factory when I see it, too.

Ugh. More hastening of stupefaction.

Wow, this sounds fucking terrible. The future sucks.

“A topless woman was seen walking in the center lane of the Bay Bridge near Treasure Island Wednesday night, slowing traffic and raising questions.”

Nowhere better to get that experience. And I think that mom is awesome.

“You were in a negative 4G, inverted dive... with a four-engine gunship...?”

“That’s classified.”

Jake from State Farm is kind of pissed.

Ya know, inverted.

Jalops be like “PART IT OUT!”

What I have learned from 16-26 year old girls: