goddamn.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

I have pre-decided that my comfort animl will be a badger. Because motherfucking COMFORT BADGER, BITCHES!

Don’t be hating. My comfort turkey and pig come with mayo and lettuce.

Ding ding ding... Who knows what actually happened here? For all we know, the kid got a sneeze, mom freaked shit, and delayed the plane for two hours while she yelled at the flight attendants demanding all animals be removed from the plane.

The Dems did back in like 07. They eventually accepted a nominee but they made a big show about fighting Bush 2 on his nomination.

Go home Russia, you’re drunk.

So in about 2 weeks time we will hear that North Korea has a satellite that’s out of control?

Thank you! If my sister sent someone an unwanted picture of her poon, I would feel really violated if that person tracked me down to tell me about it.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

Dear Navy,

Except the Miata is more interesting somehow.

This is why it failed:

Yours is, in fact, the only rational response to this article.

Cut me, Mick!

It’s a violation of maritime law to board a foreign naval vessel in peacetime. It’s also a violation of maritime law to search a foreign naval vessel in peacetime, and it’s also a violation of maritime law to detain foreign naval sailors in peacetime. Finally, it’s a violation of the Geneva Convention to broadcast…

In Europe, thousands of women were assaulted by immigrant and asylum seeking gangs of men many who claim to be Syrian refugees on New Years Eve. The authorities now admit this was a coordinated attack against European women. Does this hearten you?

Ass juice

Glock fanboys are having a great Christmas.