goddamn.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

$67 million isnt missing: it WAS spent towards shoe horning Obamacare immediately before the next filing season of 2014. The accounting methods werent done correctly but you can thank the president for imposing a massive under taking under next to no notice while already being under funded for almost 4 years when that…

I have pre-decided that my comfort animl will be a badger. Because motherfucking COMFORT BADGER, BITCHES!

Don’t be hating. My comfort turkey and pig come with mayo and lettuce.

Ding ding ding... Who knows what actually happened here? For all we know, the kid got a sneeze, mom freaked shit, and delayed the plane for two hours while she yelled at the flight attendants demanding all animals be removed from the plane.

The Dems did back in like 07. They eventually accepted a nominee but they made a big show about fighting Bush 2 on his nomination.

Go home Russia, you’re drunk.

So in about 2 weeks time we will hear that North Korea has a satellite that’s out of control?

What is this an American Apparel ad? Playboy is dead. Luckily Tumblr has plenty of sites dedicated to the classics. Back to when women ate full meals.

Next, they will be changing their name to Jailbait® magazine

So, they get rid of the nude 24+ year old women and go with the barely-clothed, barely-legal girls? Interesting tactic.

Thank you! If my sister sent someone an unwanted picture of her poon, I would feel really violated if that person tracked me down to tell me about it.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

Dear Navy,

Except the Miata is more interesting somehow.

This is why it failed:

That kid and his parents were both trying to rat fuck the legal system. If they had such high moral character why the fuck did they move to qatar? They knew damn well what that “clock” looked like.

This is the internet there is no class here. Case and point. That kid is retarded.