Strange how you think a smaller rate of growth is an actual cut.

At least the crash survivors will have something to eat.

You don’t have to imagine. In 2007 Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer and the Democrat leader ship were all quacking that they would not even look at a Bush appointee.

Just bomb the hospitals and schools if you want to hit ISIS.

John Kerry promptly apologized on behalf of Obama and the US.

The only flood insurance is through the federal government.

They should have used the evil looking pointy top.

Eat honey from local bee keepers.

My dog has two different color eyes, and looks better too.

Trump owns the media and Gawker.

Yea, I am enjoying increased sales of pressure cookers, nails and prayer rugs. We need more refugees!

Quick, someone get that hag a burka.

Modern ammo has come such a long way. Don’t worry about 9mm. You can shoot +p’s in a Glock as I do in my carry gun.

The hardest part is letting the steak assume room temp and not go from fridge directly to grill.

So student’s don’t have to observe any CSC safe space.

Could two people possibly be more annoying while blocking my view of the cars and models?

Pass the bacon and lettuce please.

I can’t wait for her to bite off someone’s ear.

Try to teach your significant other golf.