COTD.

FAKE NEWS

Super drunk is a classification under Mi law. BAC 0.17% or higher may be charged as Super Drunk.

How is the dealer not responsible?

I hope you enjoy all the gas I expel and stream your way using the handy air nozzle above the stink.

Troll

COTD. I can’t give enough stars for this.

Were her body cavities filled with gold?

Do you think the embargo maybe could have something to do with that squalor?

You are aware that Cuba has open relations with everyone but the US. Fidel’s brutal Communist regime was responsible for squalor, not the US.

Pardon me, do you have something to stop my coffin?

1.2 billion? Really.

1.2 billion? Really.

You did not get much of an education in civics.

Meanwhile, Hillary is meeting today with Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan. Tim Kaine is meeting with the Ringling brothers.

*Every Citizen registered to vote is entitled to one* FIFY

I went to the prom with my dad and left with my mom.

I hope you get bathroom breaks.

Get off my lawn!