I can park it next to my mid engine vette.

Did you find a head in a jar with a pupa stuffed down the throat?

Grab them by the pussy for Harambe.

You lost me at 21.

What make is the roof rack? Sort of looks like a Rola, but it is something else.

I have always liked the MI state police blue especially on the Dodge charger. County Sherrif’s use several unmarked cars in many colors. I would not pull over for an unmarked car so I don’t really care.

You are not doing CPR correctly if some ribs don’t crack.

I bought a Pontiac Fiero GT. Need I say more?

Get a job.

Obama might even sign it now that he has fully funded Iran’s nuclear and terrorist programs.

These electrics were rendered useless in Puerto Rico yesterday.

The pie was an assault just as a fist thrown is an assault.

How do you not know if the pie was laced with herpes, acid or something? 

Chris Christie could swap pants with Hillary Clinton.

But 2025 is when I am getting my flying car. Maybe Elio will finally be producing cars by then.

I’ll wait for all the caterwauling about too much power for this chassis that the Mazda purists bitch about whenever it is suggested.

I bet you’d be fun on the US Olympic committee.

Because the Blue oval was dumb enough to announce before the election. Also, new jobs in Mexico not in USA = lost jobs.

Cars manufactured outside of the US should not count for CAFE standards.

The electronic boost steering is absolutely the worst I have ever driven. I actually requested a second test drive because I thought there was something wrong with the first car. Passed on the Crosstrek and bought something else.