The virus can survive briefly in untreated, unchlorinated water. Anyone swimming in highly concentrated fetal remains could be at risk of infection.

Birmingham, land of the bugs.

Those rules are great... if you’re a robot that can be programmed to always follow rules.

Well, that’s one way to prevent those Zika mosquito bites....

I’ve heard a few impersonating RCMP officers too, saying they’ll be sending someone out to arrest them if you don’t pay up. They get really irate and rude when you say “Okay, I’ll go grab a beer and wait for you on my front porch.”

DIY brazilian wax attempt gone wrong? Weirdly, peculiarly wrong?

It was never about reducing abortions, otherwise they’d support contraception, condoms and realistic sex education. It’s about controlling women.

better punishment: compelling them to participate in that dumpster fire of an olympics

“Also this guy was losing the fight so pulled a gun?”

That’s the desire of many gun owners, though, to be in a situation where they might lose - but they have a gun so they win.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

I hear it really lets the ass breathe.

Now that’s a textbook “Seig Heil!”

I am SO SAD that this is the closest I could find to a gif of her pulling out her gum and handing it to Buffy... but I think it’s still pretty close.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

Last night, when I was giving out cake, the Son in Law said that she shouldn’t be allowed to sue because she chose to continue working there. I literally took the fork out of his hand and said that he can’t have any until he pulls his head out of his ass. I’m not fooling around with these people anymore. No more aid…

One of these days our eyes will meet...

Lesson learned. If you’re at a club and Aqib Talib asks, “Hey, who wants to take shots with me?” Just politely decline.