A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

patience, darling...patience-Karma

The karma that is falling on Ken Starr is a beautiful thing to behold.

I’m seriously disappointed in that code name. Like ‘Eau de toilet’ was just right there, and you went with BO?

It’s fucking tragic that they had to shoot an endangered gorilla and I’m still pretty upset about it, but even my crazy vegan animal loving hippie self realizes that you have to save the life of the 4 year old child here.

It’s absurd because there’s no meaningful number of women seeking abortions that late in the pregnancy without some sort of extenuating circumstance (typically fetal abnormality or medical issues for the mother). We know because countries with no time limit restrictions on abortion (like Canada, for instance) have…

“I firmly believe life begins at conception and anything we can do to protect human life I’m all for,” she added.

When I saw the headline I wondered how clueless you’d have to be to think this wouldn’t be a problem. But when I read that the design was shot down by the university (and how fucking out of control do people have to be at this point that the university has an approval process for tshirts) and they still made it, I…

Don’t forget the big one:

“Have Satanic human sacrifices ever been performed in this house that would cause evil spirits to possess the children, causing them to tie up the parents, torture them, and then kill them in unspeakably horrible ways?”

GUYS. DON’T WORRY. “Ecce homo” fresco lady is on this.

Dixie Chicks can cover whatever the hell they want. They have earned their stripes. Blazing hot career destroyed by the right wing and the media for uttering a simple truth.

In 2013 I had a mastectomy on my left side with immediate reconstruction so that when I woke up I had two breasts. I was so glad I did it as I felt that for me it was less traumatizing for me that way. My reconstructed breast had no nipple though, just a flap made from skin from my belly. It took me a long time before…

So glad we keep finding ways to be an openly bigoted country. Was worried that after nationally recognized same-sex marriage we were going soft there for a second

I get it.

You mean places without fully developed social safety nets and economic systems? Not sure how those are a relevant comparison.

I start my morning off every day with this song..

Snark aside—isn’t’ it generally a bad idea to hire s superstar to be a coach? Bird and Magic—not great coaches. Steve Kerr, Phil Jackson (as a coach not a GM) Pat Reilly -All role players who understood how to work things. How to have all the parts matter and get the most out of all the players. And look what a douche…

Once again, we’re reminded that banning abortions does NOTHING to actually stop abortions. It just makes them more dangerous. If you aren’t stopping women from travelling to get an abortion then it has nothing to do with the abortion itself. Stop pretending. It’s fucking 2016. YOU HEAR THAT US WITH THE TRAP LAWS? I’M…

My dad had to do this with not just his mother, but his two toxic sisters too. After his dad died, he had no tie to his side of the family any more. I remember we were constantly either not talking to them or, when we were talking, we were fighting. 10 years ago he said he was 100% done, and hasn’t spoken to them…