They’ve probably been peeing blue all afternoon.

Your grandad helped win WWII. You weren’t there for that celebration.

I think the sulking part is when the other partner is honestly perplexed about what is upsetting the sulker. If you already know, it’s a different issue.

What it doesn’t explain is how many people in the U.S. want to hand over our country to Putin.

Anda treated it like a job interview or a sales job. Whenever someone does that, kick the tires and respond in kind:

Wow. A U.S. high school teaching its students U.S. history. Radical!

His whole campaign was always a proposed dictatorship.

When Anne accepted the Oscar she was acting itheatrically and really projecting to the back rows. She could have been subtle, she could have just been gracious. If she was going to act in a room with so many of the greatest actors in the world, she should have done a better job of it.

So Phil wasn’t a fan asking for an autograph, he just wanted Paul’s signature to increase the monetary worth of The Beatles. Maybe Sir Paul was a Peter Gabriel fan? Or even a Prince fan?

Trump is the GOP on a little bit of coke.

Donald thinks I.Q. is pronounced ‘ick’ and he knows he scores the highest on the ‘ick’ factor.

This is the hand motion Trump makes when Putin is riding him.

It’s hard to believe Putin picked this guy to be the President.

This is exactly how much the average Republican cares about what you and I think. They don’t care. They don’t care if you’re outraged, if you are sick and can’t pay the bills, if you don’t want a war, if you don’t like their fiscal policies, if you believe in a woman’s right to make her own health decisions, if you…

No, pray for the school children of Oklahoma without tornado shelters. They really need it.

If he had said his brain was too small, well he might have had a chance.

After this, after all of it for months, it should be legal for pollsters to be able to punch anyone in the mouth who says they are voting for Donald Trump to be President of the United States. In the truest sense of the word, it is treasonous. Only villians and thieves could believe that Donald Trump represents the…

Well, I do know many people obsessive about their weight and their diet, but an 11 month old covered in an untreated rash and unable to use his hands is being abused and grossly neglected. That indicates a pretty serious mental disturbance in the parents that requires some sort of 3rd party supervision. I include…

Why aren’t we talking about Periods for Pence. How about the fact that Pence’s war war on Planned Parenthood while he was in Congress. Or that he wants wants Roe v. Wade overturned. Or that as governor of Indiana he’s signed every one of the abortion bills sent to him. Can we talk about Pence’s war on women?

Donald - She doesn’t Miss U at all.