Plus, no weed addicted parent is going to yell at the kids, except to tell them to bring a brownie or some chips to the couch right away. And they’re so cute with their squinty, red eyes and the non sequitur sentences. Hell, a kid can get their allowance four or five times a day. It’s all good.

So I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend, who probably heard it on the bus, that back in the day, the show Friends threw what could be considered giant shade at Angelina’s behavior at the Oscars with her brother. They didn’t mention her at all, it was just a show about the weirdly erotic behavior between a…

Meanwhile, in Chicago, 4 killed and 28 wounded and no ISIS whatsoever.

Here’s to chicks who are not to be messed with!

Proof that you can buy anything if you have the money.

Two problems with this...First, I thought ignorance of the law is not a defense.

Shkreli just wanted to sell Hillary an apple for $1200.

How very GOP. No matter what the emergency, no matter what is at stake, they just can’t seem to stop trying to oppress a group. A pox on them...oh wait, Zika.

Well jeez, it would’t be buying off a politician if Trump hadn’t paid her off. He only skips paying his debts to honest people. Is anyone really unclear as to how this works?

Oops. I thought that was video of the guy flying with 110 packets of cocaine in his stomach.

Never confuse the scat with the animal.

Dallas-based Energy Transfer Partners, let’s send some emails and phone calls.

Hemmerling and KeenWah, you only made it up to Asifour. You have Asifive more to go.

Someone needs to check on the Judge’s wife.

Having the sight of breasts be forbidden is a cultural norm only. People can make anything into a fetish. But allowing breasts to be seem at the beach might make it easier for women to breast feed in public.

Correction: he’s a drunk asshole.

Lather up the bar soap between my handsd and ...floop...there goes the bar soap, hitting the shower ceiling and then down on my big toe. Bend over to retrieve bar soap and there goes the neighbor, flushing their toilet and putting a singe on my behind. No matter how many times I take a bar of soap into the shower, it…

When we talk about the lowest of the low, we talk about Ann.

Let’s be real here, these groups use hate speech and assault directed at women going in to a women’s health clinic. These groups, with their many different names, have actively murdered doctors and bombed clinics. It is rage directed against scapegoats. And 8 feet just makes it slightly harder for them to spit on…

A lot of shiny chrome in that picture.