Yes, it is exactly the same physically. The only difference is choice. Having a choice is good!

Yeah, Texas.

Yes, she’s a gold digger but I bet she’s had to earn every penny. Yet there’s a little bit of an ‘Evita’ vibe going on there. Do you think she can sing from the White House balcony, “Don’t cry for me, Arizona”?

If you can’t be cool, you can’t be with the Countess.

It appears that he very carefully selected her in order to rape her and not have her believed if she was able to communicate effectively. He’s a predator.

Lady, go empty out half your bank account and give it to him.

This is one of the few times that ‘total shitshow’ is not figurative.

Let me get this right, people can walk with their guns openly but still get heat for feeding their babies openly. Okay, maybe we need an amendment to the Constitution. Life, liberty, and breast milk!...

Well it’s also about the hands and the buttons.

This is the USA class system: If you are poor enough not to be able to afford good medical care, then your life doesn’t matter anyway.

As long as it’s just the mom, Texas has no problem with this.

The phrase, ‘Adding insult to injury’ keeps running through my mind...

Yes, but Rio might have a guy flying above a screaming red eye effluent

So can we also include burying tumors, whether benign or cancerous? This form of life that God has obviously sanctioned, should be included.

So if I start an afternoon club that worships Fascinus with maybe a little culturally significant dancing around the maypole, do I have to then have an afternoon club dedicated to Venus? And would that involve some sort of pink slip and slide?

When you think about it, Donald Trump is the perfect representative of this year’s Republican candidates. I guess it’s a matter of whether you want your pig with lipstick or not.

Yes and they also believe the world was created in 7 days, so delusional.

I hope the World Health Organization starts tracking the health and mortality of Olympic athletes. And I hope the athletes sue the (literal?) crap out of the IOC if this is as bad as we all know it could be. The IOC knew Brazil and Rio were not ready for this.

What can we say about Lolita that we can’t say about her signature?

Geez, Mosquitoes on steroids? They will be the size of dragonflies.