Was this during

The headline over on Deadspin Deportes reads:

Buttt you just named Napier from that 2014 squad? I don’t think the 2011 team after Kemba is any more memorable (Jeremy Lamb?) than the 2014 team. I’m pretty sure Napier was Kemba 2.0 in 2014. Plus the 2014 team was a 7-seed which, if anything, makes their run a little more memorable.

Those of us without ulcerative colitis.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

Stunning Finals upset for the Calves.

She also wrote her master’s thesis about predicting the difficulty of Jeopardy questions. So she seems to know the game pretty well.

Aight, I did that shit

“ . . . and we are definitely not interested in offering him a max contract, nor would we wish to subject him to the intense sunshine and burdensome marketing opportunities of Los Angeles, to say nothing of all the awkwardly top-heavy women who are eager to give him a sexually transmitted infection as the result of…

Off topic, but damn Doc... just go bald already. At this point a hairline is all you have left!

C’mon now, you really think Kobe was concerned whether it was “okay”?

Is that a legit photo or is it a prosthetic face?

Why didnt David Lee Roth JUMP into action?

He doesn’t seem like the kind of person to do things just to do things. Why would he grind his feet into his couch?

Rodman is accused of randomly turning on an acquaintance named Jeff Soulouque mid-party and just slapping him right across the face

There’s no way his corpse will decay. It will lie perfectly preserved to be discovered by future civilizations.

I think we are getting closer to the day when Dennis Rodman’s decaying corpse randomly turns up in a body of water or a desert 

I thought you were gonna say they showed up to a concert they weren’t even supposed to be playing at and did a set.

“Don’t quit on talent,”

If you were more clever, you could have said, “This joke also belongs in that closet.”