You have to consider the height of the soles on the Birkenstocks he’s wearing, though.

Calm down, take a deep breath and try again. Your comment makes little to no sense.

A.E., thanks for posting this. Have tried once and failed to get that crunchy skin.

Before you put anything on your johnson, you should pay a hobo $5 to try it first. That’s my system. It works for picking wild mushrooms, too.

Sucks because we thought we finally had somebody that can actually do long distance running and that was (before joining the Nike group) a hard anti-doping competitor and transparent about her methods.

well, if nothing else, i can now see how he got his name.

It’s doesn’t seem like you’ve moved on, dude.

Outside of the players

Nick Young was so inspired by Jared Leto’s depiction of the Joker in Suicide Squad he went out and dropped 2 points on the Orlando Magic.

It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions.  Simple miscommunication, really.

Real talk - this was simple and elegant. Thank you. 

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

Yes, we definitely do not need any more puff pieces to pass on.

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

“Let’s just say it works for me. I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, I mean, I do. That’s why I take Viagra. But once I take it, I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, no physical problem. I have been accused of being an emotionally distant and selfish lover.”

I assume this is Jones low key signaling his interest in signing Jason Pierre Paul. 

Did you just end consecutive sentences with ‘too’ and ‘tool?’

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

I disagree. That lawsuit jawn mad decent.

I think I’m speaking for all Philadelphians when I say the team’s lawsuit doesn’t hold wudder.