Don’t let the salaries fool you, they are still 20 year old’s, and several of them were not rich as fuck until only recently.

Noah: I know, I know I’m supposed to open up about this. Fine. The system just didn’t work for me, ok? Hornacik had it out for me right from the very start....[24 minutes later]...so no, no. I wasn’t going to take a damn buyout. This is my journey. There. I said all of it.

He laughs like the waiter who doesn’t want to talk to my dad anymore when we go out to dinner.

Wee Bey's looking rough these days. 

You know what, this is bullshit. Ray Kroc was always doing this *grabs ass of nearby female employee* which I would never do, and even sometimes do this *grabs breast of employee, exposes self* which I would also NEVER do, and never got in trouble, and now I’m in trouble even though I would never do those things and…

I've seen that grip a whole lot of times, but never outside of incognito mode.

How do you suppose they get in/out of the cave?

The whitest part of this story is that the lawyer bought the ticket on Expedia.

At least he’s the national champ in steepleface.

Even if the Sixers fired Colangelo and hired David Griffin as their new GM, would they have enough cap room to be able to afford both LeBron *and* JR Smith? What good is one without the other?

After seeing his gray hair, the Knicks immediately signed him to a five year extension.

Weird... when I read this, I thought for sure it said:

Very Fortunate Mike Budenholzer Gets to Coach LAURELs.

The Rockets D on that Klay Thompson 3 after the over and back reminded me of the Baumer:

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

“They never call it the hazing either, they always say ‘the event’ or ‘what happened in the summer’

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

I feel sorry for the people who miss out on the enjoyment from watching this greatness because the don’t like Lebron for some dumb reason.

Yes! An anatomy joke. Very humerus

I never said he had the wrong mentality. I said that Jordan possessed a mentality that forces me to elevate him above Lebron.

Neither is “Glen.”