It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

More like Buzzkill Williams, amiright?!

Bet he’s one of those ‘Try it underhanded! Who cares how it looks!’ guys.

I certainly agree with your first two paragraphs.

To put that in perspective even further, he’s half the age of Thon Maker.

It’s a credit to the Mediterranean Diet!

Amazing to think this guy is only 15 years old.

And also because he thinks FSU is one of the seven dirty words.

Oh stop! Unless you have Lavar Ball on speed-dial, nobody saw this coming. Besides, who would’ve thought he’d send LaMelo?

There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this whole situation: he just wanted to ask Durant if he knew how to get to Temecula.

That’s sure to leave a bad taste in Monmouth.

It’s... not.

you’ll see a flash of tie-dye and find yourself on the ground before you know it

Maybe they hired him because of the Staph he would bring with?

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

Boris will do whatever it takes to get out of an additional five minutes of exercise.

Me too, and with some other emotions that are weird, and deeply confusing.

It defies the laws of physics that every single thing in the store is at the complete opposite end of the store from every other thing in the store.

They’ve taken “confuse people with the floor plan so they never leave” to an art.