Swift Boat 2: Swifter Boater Electric Boogaloo

Pelosi’s strategy of holding the articles as long as feasibly possible is making more and more sense every day. The more evidence that drips out before the trial ends puts more and more pressure on Senate Republicans to allow witnesses like Bolton. They probably still won’t, but to anyone who is paying attention (not…

So I know this is about to be spun to high heaven, and I’m not usually a conspiracy theorist, but Trump might have been asking for an assassination right? I mean, telling two thugs to “take her out” does not sound like firing her, and she was later monitored and eventually told to leave the country based upon…

Schiff just used the phrase “ass-backwards” on the Senate floor.  Look for Repubs to be SHOCKED AND OFFENDED.

In fact this was the original concept for “The Matrix” (humans don’t really make great batteries), but it was determined that audiences at the time wouldn’t get it.

I’ve worked for all of them and the only one worth a good goddamn is Grubhub. They pay reasonable amounts for the delivery and have somehow trained their customers to tip very well as opposed to DoorDash or Uber. They limit the number of drivers in each area, which is good if you are already on the platform and bad if…

Ah, nothing simply screams bipartisanship and constitutionality like being for impeachment over a Democratic blowjob and against it over a Republican committing crimes and telling Congress to go fuck itself.

What the hell is the point of a Hillary documentary? The whole thing has been debated to goddamned death and absolutely no one is changing their minds about her at this point. There’s no new information to be gleaned, no new bombshells to be dropped. It was a stupid election that she lost in a stupid way, and the…

He must have discovered the “cinch”.

Teenage boys act like some kind of cross between a lion and a chimp, so I’d think they’d be perfect Trump supporters.

I’m actually starting to wonder if the Republicans are running a child trafficking ring out of the basement of some other pizza joint in D.C.

It’s always been the case that one of them will need to bow out so that the other can take their vote share and give Biden a real run for his money. The only questions have ever been who was going to be who, and how long it was going to be before it happens.

So does President Dipshit not understand what this will do in terms of escalation (not that I am pretending that I do, but it’s probably not great), or does he just not care?  Are military people telling him that this is a good idea, or does he just “know more than the generals”?

Oh my God, as to Rudy testifying... YESSSSSSSSS! Bring it on. This zombie-vampire hybrid mess of genetics will give away the entire game in the first two seconds.

Jesus Christ, every time Melania is asked a question the response is just some version of “Peace on the world”. It’s not a fucking New Year’s resolution!

Yeah, I was gonna say it’s pretty much all orbs and dildos on the good guys’ side too.

Are you fucking stupid?  That’s exactly what the article says.

So, it seems clear from this video that 4-6 months is approximately the right amount of time for a Presidential candidate to get their name out in the public eye, jet-set around the country on some donor dimes, get a zinger or two out on a debate stage, achieve a book deal, and say “Fuck it, toodles ‘til I need some…

Trump hates Christmas because Jesus gets more attention than he does.

And they’re letting him drive?!?