Schiff just used the phrase “ass-backwards” on the Senate floor.  Look for Repubs to be SHOCKED AND OFFENDED.

Ah, nothing simply screams bipartisanship and constitutionality like being for impeachment over a Democratic blowjob and against it over a Republican committing crimes and telling Congress to go fuck itself.

What the hell is the point of a Hillary documentary? The whole thing has been debated to goddamned death and absolutely no one is changing their minds about her at this point. There’s no new information to be gleaned, no new bombshells to be dropped. It was a stupid election that she lost in a stupid way, and the…

He must have discovered the “cinch”.

Teenage boys act like some kind of cross between a lion and a chimp, so I’d think they’d be perfect Trump supporters.

I’m actually starting to wonder if the Republicans are running a child trafficking ring out of the basement of some other pizza joint in D.C.

It’s always been the case that one of them will need to bow out so that the other can take their vote share and give Biden a real run for his money. The only questions have ever been who was going to be who, and how long it was going to be before it happens.

So does President Dipshit not understand what this will do in terms of escalation (not that I am pretending that I do, but it’s probably not great), or does he just not care?  Are military people telling him that this is a good idea, or does he just “know more than the generals”?

Oh my God, as to Rudy testifying... YESSSSSSSSS! Bring it on. This zombie-vampire hybrid mess of genetics will give away the entire game in the first two seconds.

Jesus Christ, every time Melania is asked a question the response is just some version of “Peace on the world”. It’s not a fucking New Year’s resolution!

Yeah, I was gonna say it’s pretty much all orbs and dildos on the good guys’ side too.

So, it seems clear from this video that 4-6 months is approximately the right amount of time for a Presidential candidate to get their name out in the public eye, jet-set around the country on some donor dimes, get a zinger or two out on a debate stage, achieve a book deal, and say “Fuck it, toodles ‘til I need some…

Trump hates Christmas because Jesus gets more attention than he does.

And they’re letting him drive?!?

It’s so easy to see why for-profit prisons are so popular right now. Besides the obvious revenues there are also all kinds of little side hustles like this.

Is “Swing Vote” real life?

No, no, silly billy, those are medical necessities.

I hated Clay Aiken before, but this really sealed the deal.

So voters in swing states going from voting for Obama to voting for Trump was NOT a leap of faith, but those same voters going from Trump to Warren (at least back to someone who has the slightest idea what the fuck they’re talking about) would be?

Because voting for Donald Trump wasn’t taking a leap of faith?