Really, Michelle, your values are the same as the man who sent thousands of soldiers to the wrong country to both die and kill millions of others?  Sounds like a big load of bullshit.

Quick, everybody, let’s get that wall that stops planes that he keeps blathering on about constructed ASAP!

Eh, the new format isn’t exactly barfmazing, but at least it’s not shitrrific. I think the proper term for it is somewhere around vomitastic?  Not sure, I’ve misplaced my swatches.

It’s one of those sort of terrible twists of life that those most against abortion are the ones whose parents would have most benefited from having one.

I’m sure people in economically challenged countries just love to hear about how two American turkeys get to fuck around in a hotel room larger and more glorious than anything they will ever see in their lives, an outing ending in us chopping their fucking heads off anyways because that’s just how we do here in…

Don’t you know that you are a stupid star?

Obligatory on any article about this bumbaclot:

Probably is just gas, since that’s what they’re accusing the Democrats of, and we all know how Republican projection works.

I’m a gay man, and I would absolutely love to see someone like myself in the Presidency in my lifetime. But please, dear God, don’t let it be this milquetoast, middle of the road, boring, mildly weird white dude.  That’s TOO much like myself.

He was elected twice because his inspirational message inspired massive Democratic turnout, not because he appealed to fucking moderates. This coming election can only be won in the same way, and yet he wants to start coddling these wishy-washy fucks? If you are so flaky as a Democrat that a few more taxes will throw…

I have to say I am so disappointed in Obama lately. As much as I still like him, his political nature has really shown itself since he left the office, and it’s not a good look for him. Along with Bill Gates making his stupid comments lately, I’m getting a bit disillusioned with the fact that I used to think there…

Wow, this joke really flew over everyone’s head, huh?  Even someone with the GMG Union avatar took you seriously.

This actually seems more like a burn at Scalise’s wife.

I really hope that Lori Laughlin remembers this 11 day sentence when she gets a year behind bars for trying to be cute.

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I understand, but things can get nasty on the campaign trail, and I just remember one sourpuss Bernie face at Hillary’s nomination event.  Wasn’t a great look, and not one I’d like to see repeated because some people didn’t get their way again.

Fine, as long as she doesn’t pull some bullshit when Warren is the eventual nominee.

Maybe he completely doesn’t know about history at all and just thinks Nazis are blind people.

Ah yes, yet another multi-fucking-millionaire who spends all day every day trolling on a site that doesn’t agree with them.  We believe you.