No!  Relaxi Taxi is better!

I think he might even have another one of those epic slaps from his college days in his future.

Sorry, but the NRA already exists.

And all you have to give up is every smidgen of credibility you ever had with anyone outside of the nuttier-than-squirrel-shit moron brigade.

I always knew Duncan Hunter was full of something heinous, but holy good goddamn, this is some fragrant bullshit. Shooting unarmed prisoners is “compassionate combat”? And apparently compassion and the rules of engagement are now bad things?

Current relief for Maria sits at about $11 billion. Hurricane Harvey relief has run about $120 billion. So, some number in between those two would be preferable.

I’m going to explain this to you one time and then we will never have discourse again. I posted a comment in a public forum (which I have every right to do) that in no way was meant to demean Kamala Harris. The dumbshit above you are fellating not only responded to it three times with very rude and condescending…

Don’t care. I’ve read plenty of what my “interlocuter” has wrote, and am pretty confident they are entirely full of shit. They also made a goddamn ton of assumptions about me here, so they can fuck right off.

Yup, hit him from every single angle.  This is a big one, because it not only shows his complete incompetence, but also his total disregard for “lesser” lives.  If the Dems are smart, they will keep this in the news cycle for as long as they can.

Oh George, could you stop making me hate you for just a minute or two?

I just felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of people had all cried out “duh” in unison.

In your theory, we are pursuing 45% of the 35% that identify as moderate, or approximately 16% of the electorate. Of course, we won’t be able to get every single one of them no matter what, so at most we could probably get 10% of the electorate with this strategy.

Hahahaha, I guess anyone who disagrees with you is a troll. You are the one who started dismissing reasoned comments, so I think I will follow suit. I hope they took you a reaaaalllllly long time to type out, too. Oh, and I don’t think your links go to where you think they do.

Or in Harris’ case, tough on petty drug crimes and other things that affect minorities disproportionately. Other, whiter people, not so much toughness.

I would call Joe Biden’s deal showboating as well.

I’m one of the ones screeching about her record, and I don’t need to be shown there’s more than one way to use the skills.  In Harris’ case, I need to be shown that she gives a shit about using the skills in that way when she is not running for the Presidency.  So far, I haven’t seen much evidence of that.  Oh, and I…

Him, Keanu Reeves, and Tom Hanks are literally all we’ve got.

Looks like someone is learning how to showboat a bit.  Not that she’s wrong.

Reagan was quite the shit for brains himself, even before the dementia set in.

Mitch McConnell survives within his ingenious hiding place (nobody will ever suspect him at Beto’s house!) to obstruct another day.