It’s the Fondler from The First State versus the Vengeance from Vermont!  Sunday SUNday SUNDAY!!!

Color me shocked that the department headed by Sleepy from Snow White is dragging its feet.

OK, eventually this little punk is going to wind up in jail, right?

This just in - Sources report that Trump is looking into ways in which he could reverse 8 years of Presidential bowel movements back up into Obama’s colon.

Wow, I’m amazed that there was anything that could move those poll numbers.  I mean, they’ll probably be back at the same place by next week, but at least people are shamed enough into pretending they don’t support this shit.

This is essentially performance art to get/keep both of their names in the public eye.  Neither of them really care and are just trolling everyone.  No doubt they coordinate this shit for maximized press saturation.  Ignore them both.

Out of being fired, quitting, or staying put, he couldn't remember which one he chose.

This story is really methed up.  Are there any heroins out there that can save our country?

Oh I know nothing’s going to happen, I’m just damned curious what could be so bad that they’re actually bothering to try to cover it up/get out ahead of it.  At this point with most stuff they just smile and throw a bunch of bullshit around, safe in the knowledge that no one who matters to them cares if it's all lies.

Hoo boy, the more that comes out about this the more I think there actually is something pretty juicy in there.  Not Russian hookers juicy, but something.

Yet another example of dime-bin Shyamalan being wrong about everything he has opened his mouth about, ever.

I’m having a good chuckle imagining Trump freaking out because his beloved Fox News is becoming more like (gasp) CNN!!!

Fine. Then let these people change their party affiliation and stop acting like they are Democrats when they clearly are not.

If they seriously think that Bernie’s ideas are worse than Trump’s, then they belong on the other side of the aisle instead of fucking up ours.

And probably our eighth animatronic Cheney.

What took so fucking long?

Yes sir, these days all it takes for the Democratic side of the aisle to stand firmly behind one of their own is for them to censure the person themselves, allow them to be subjected to constant abuse up to an including death threats, and allow them to be vindictively and maliciously maligned by none other than the…

Biden’s not a bad guy in general, but between stuff like this and the inappropriate touching, I think it is pretty damned obvious that he’s not the candidate for this era. It’s not that he would be a bad president or anything (and obviously better than what we’ve got), but his generation kind of got left behind…

An insult to cyclops if I’ve ever seen one. As loathe as I am to criticize war veterans (lmao, jk), Crenshaw would have been better served by losing the mass of his frontal lobe just behind the eye instead.

They literally have degrees in completely made up bullshit. It’s called a Bachelor’s of Divinity.