So, does this mean that whoever purchases the company is then in possession of the infamous safe with all the nasty stories about De Mango? Calling all Democratically inclined millionaires and billionaires!

It’s really very simple. A “black hole” is what exists where your brain should be.

Fun fact: Every single town in Arizona is just as bad as the worst town in Arizona. They’re literally all tied for last place.

EIGHTEEN BILLION.

It really is difficult (not impossible) to run and win these days without either having the backing of corporate donors or having your own personal wealth to draw from. The only other option is to get a large, nationwide grassroots movement going, which requires more charisma than most political hopefuls can muster.

He’s definitely having a tough time mooving on.

It’s all right everybody, take comfort in the fact that the only people who watch this stupid show are the people in the studio audience, prison inmates, and poor sons of bitches like Jack here that have to recap it on the daily.

Awesome. Do whatever it takes, because even if it takes a long time, it’s a hell of a lot faster than relying on Congress to do anything ever.

I’ll still vote for him if he gets the Democratic nomination... Am I doing this right?

Bye, bitch.

Oof, the uncanny valley vibe off of Eric there is intense.

The plan is 9% interest rates, 9% inflation, and 9% unemployment.

Lol.

Because the system we’ve got has produced such wonderful results so far?

I am in a really weird place where I am simultaneously cheering on the marvel of medical science for one person (Ginsburg) and having the exact opposite opinion in regards to another (Trump).

If we’re lucky, these morons will simply redact it in Word by making the background color black.

What do you consider Trump begging them to hack his opponent’s e-mails live on national television, and then them doing that exact same thing? Or do you only consider collusion to be a secret meeting where the two parties literally say “Hey, let’s collude with each other”?

Not only does she think we’re stupid she also wants to make us even stupider so that she can slip her little self-serving deals past everyone. She could be the evilest one in this entire administration, and that’s saying a whole lot.

Oops, sorry, that’s totally on me. I sometimes have difficulty decoding Internet messages after they make it through the series of tubes.

Actually, there is one thing people like better - those who call someone pedantic over a joke that went over their head, then proceed to be pedantic themselves.