Um, excuse me, tauntauns are space lizards? Have you lost your damn minds? Obviously they are cuddly space kangaroos, I mean Jesus Christ.

Severe Trumparrhea brought on by Trumpxhaustion.

It’s like, literally the attention span of a goldfish, or one of those gnats that only live for 24 hours, or Andy Dick.

That’s the problem with chasing ambulances so publicly.  You’d better make sure your own house is in order before you get on the news attacking others.

Eleventy thousand and seventy-twelve infinities of dollars.

Count me in as one who was rabidly for impeachment before, but not anymore. I would still love for it to happen, but considering the makeup of Congress and the way people do politics in this country, I can’t really see attempts to do so going any other way but sideways and handing the election to Trump in 2020. Then…

How long do you think before they’re claiming that black people just begged to be brought here from Africa and the white saviors were simply doing them a favor? I’m thinking next Monday.

This fruitcake makes all of us gays look bad.  Glad to see he’s at least reaping what he sowed.

More sense even, because it’s actually true.

You’re absolutely right, but now that you mention it, I’m kind of surprised that there haven’t been such claims against Carlson yet. He seems like the ultimate in rapey douchebro.

They truly are dangerous, but I’m laughing my ass off imagining Trump having to beg Kelly to fire his own kids. It just makes me even more certain that if any of them are indicted, Trumpy Bear’s going to cut them loose.

Not really optimism, just acknowledgment that there is a long line of FOX news personalities behind Tucker that, just like him, believed they had the backing of a huge, multinational corporation right up until they didn’t. They are just as much out of a job now as I suspect Carlson will be soon.

I mean, you’ll never get the MyPillow asshole to change his ads, but Mitsubishi, John Deere, Farmers Insurance and others who are trying to play the “we don’t choose our ad space based on politics” rap right now could be persuaded by enough phone calls from irate people.

I will probably be proven wrong on this, but my feeling is that he is gone by next week. If there’s one thing FOX has shown in the past, it’s that they are not above tossing their talent to the wolves when keeping them on either causes them bad press (not actually the case here, since this kind of stuff actually plays…

You mean actually get a life?  Pish posh, good sir!

Do it, you hypocritical homophobic kiddie humper.  Relive your election of shame to the same result: another Democrat in Congress.

I like Pelosi a lot, but her time and those of politicians like her are coming to an end. We are sick and tired of these civility politics and we want to fight hard. Career politicians who can’t or won’t do that have got to go, or we’re just going to watch them get steamrolled by this grave new world we’ve got going…

It’s all about the Benjamins.

Walter White could be our new drug czar! Cersei Lannister the head of the military! Bugs Bunny the head of a council on healthy eating! The possibilities are endless!

There once was a cunt who was feckless,
Whose father was notably reckless.
She came to him one day
And said “For a roll in the hay,
Could you pay the surgeons to make my neck less?”