Or in Harris’ case, tough on petty drug crimes and other things that affect minorities disproportionately. Other, whiter people, not so much toughness.

I would call Joe Biden’s deal showboating as well.

I’m one of the ones screeching about her record, and I don’t need to be shown there’s more than one way to use the skills.  In Harris’ case, I need to be shown that she gives a shit about using the skills in that way when she is not running for the Presidency.  So far, I haven’t seen much evidence of that.  Oh, and I…

Him, Keanu Reeves, and Tom Hanks are literally all we’ve got.

Looks like someone is learning how to showboat a bit.  Not that she’s wrong.

Reagan was quite the shit for brains himself, even before the dementia set in.

Mitch McConnell survives within his ingenious hiding place (nobody will ever suspect him at Beto’s house!) to obstruct another day.

It’s the Fondler from The First State versus the Vengeance from Vermont!  Sunday SUNday SUNDAY!!!

Color me shocked that the department headed by Sleepy from Snow White is dragging its feet.

OK, eventually this little punk is going to wind up in jail, right?

This just in - Sources report that Trump is looking into ways in which he could reverse 8 years of Presidential bowel movements back up into Obama’s colon.

Wow, I’m amazed that there was anything that could move those poll numbers.  I mean, they’ll probably be back at the same place by next week, but at least people are shamed enough into pretending they don’t support this shit.

This is essentially performance art to get/keep both of their names in the public eye.  Neither of them really care and are just trolling everyone.  No doubt they coordinate this shit for maximized press saturation.  Ignore them both.

Out of being fired, quitting, or staying put, he couldn't remember which one he chose.

This story is really methed up.  Are there any heroins out there that can save our country?

Oh I know nothing’s going to happen, I’m just damned curious what could be so bad that they’re actually bothering to try to cover it up/get out ahead of it.  At this point with most stuff they just smile and throw a bunch of bullshit around, safe in the knowledge that no one who matters to them cares if it's all lies.

Hoo boy, the more that comes out about this the more I think there actually is something pretty juicy in there.  Not Russian hookers juicy, but something.

Yet another example of dime-bin Shyamalan being wrong about everything he has opened his mouth about, ever.

I’m having a good chuckle imagining Trump freaking out because his beloved Fox News is becoming more like (gasp) CNN!!!

Fine. Then let these people change their party affiliation and stop acting like they are Democrats when they clearly are not.