If they seriously think that Bernie’s ideas are worse than Trump’s, then they belong on the other side of the aisle instead of fucking up ours.

And probably our eighth animatronic Cheney.

What took so fucking long?

Yes sir, these days all it takes for the Democratic side of the aisle to stand firmly behind one of their own is for them to censure the person themselves, allow them to be subjected to constant abuse up to an including death threats, and allow them to be vindictively and maliciously maligned by none other than the…

Biden’s not a bad guy in general, but between stuff like this and the inappropriate touching, I think it is pretty damned obvious that he’s not the candidate for this era. It’s not that he would be a bad president or anything (and obviously better than what we’ve got), but his generation kind of got left behind…

An insult to cyclops if I’ve ever seen one. As loathe as I am to criticize war veterans (lmao, jk), Crenshaw would have been better served by losing the mass of his frontal lobe just behind the eye instead.

They literally have degrees in completely made up bullshit. It’s called a Bachelor’s of Divinity.

So, does this mean that whoever purchases the company is then in possession of the infamous safe with all the nasty stories about De Mango? Calling all Democratically inclined millionaires and billionaires!

Fun fact: Every single town in Arizona is just as bad as the worst town in Arizona. They’re literally all tied for last place.

EIGHTEEN BILLION.

It really is difficult (not impossible) to run and win these days without either having the backing of corporate donors or having your own personal wealth to draw from. The only other option is to get a large, nationwide grassroots movement going, which requires more charisma than most political hopefuls can muster.

He’s definitely having a tough time mooving on.

It’s all right everybody, take comfort in the fact that the only people who watch this stupid show are the people in the studio audience, prison inmates, and poor sons of bitches like Jack here that have to recap it on the daily.

Awesome. Do whatever it takes, because even if it takes a long time, it’s a hell of a lot faster than relying on Congress to do anything ever.

I’ll still vote for him if he gets the Democratic nomination... Am I doing this right?

Bye, bitch.

Oof, the uncanny valley vibe off of Eric there is intense.

The plan is 9% interest rates, 9% inflation, and 9% unemployment.

Lol.

Because the system we’ve got has produced such wonderful results so far?