Serial monogamists cheat the most, from my experience :(

He used to be the short fat boy that you didn’t wanna pick on... and now he’s just— ugh

Prayers are feeling like you’re doing something while doing exactly jack shit. It’s the laziest form of superstition.

Ohhhh so she was ASKING for it?

Your country is f-d

I could take that whole thing... Mm-mmm

Humans are fucking babies. We deserve to warm the planet up and boil ourselves to death and not exist. The universe does NOT need us exploring it. We DO NOT need to exist. We are the literal, actual worst.

I had a legit scary dream about neo-nazis last night.. at the end, me and the cops sent to protect me were ambushed and stabbed to death by a bunch of them. I literally woke up screaming this morning.

You think these women, in their real lives, get so much done while smoking weed all the time? I guess they really did a good job of fooling you with their alter-egos. Sucker

“hoot and holler”? Your comment is racist. You’re a racist piece of shit, and you deserve cancer

Her family are rich af. The Louis-Dreyfus family can do what they want. There are factories in industrial areas of my city with the Louis-Dreyfus name all over them.

You’re a sexist piece of shit. Congratulations: you became that which you hate. Die in a fire.

I walk past her every day in Melbourne, Australia... she is millions of girls all over the world

Hmmm not too soon to start reading her Roald Dahl, or even Enid Blyton?

You need a psychiatrist

We’re not all the same, faggot...

She probably has more important things on her mind, like not getting roles because she’s too beautiful...

TYpical blacks,, leaning on smaller whites... Where’s White Herstory Month??

They only have 307 Likes... They’re pretty much a non-entity anyway.

She did it. She KNOWS she did it. And now she’s bald-faced lying to her fellow Americans and the entire world. She should retire in disgrace and die of cervical cancer, slowly, in agony, without dignity.

Or it’s just sport and sport doesn’t actually ‘matter’ in the universal sense, and you are all ridiculous for caring.