I get married every two years... and ensure that it’s filled with abortions. Fuck older generations. Die of fucking cancer already you geriatrics. We’re gunna fuck the world and there ain’t nothing you can do.

This is such a white person angst to have. Check your privilege and get better problems. You are cringe-worthy. Go get a sunburn, whitey.

Warning: Out-dated model of masculinity at play in this post

Megan has that kind of face where you just KNOW there is a pair of glasses somewhere she’s not wearing. And maybe 3 cats. And a pole-dancing class she wants to try. And a onesie party she’s thinking of throwing for her 4 friends who’ve never met. With non-alcoholic margaritas. Where everyone will be invited to have…

This is still a fall-out from the drugs. Being off some drugs, being in recovery, there can be see-sawing emotions. The very next day she was probably remorseful. Pushing people away is probably her go-to response. She’d probably still be your friend if you wanted. She probably needs support atm, to stop being such a…

I’ve said it before: Cruz is Creepy. His daughters act exactly like abuse victims. I hope I’m wrong, but I would be sadly unsurprised if this was in fact going on.

The word “wherefor” means “why”. So, right off the bat they’ve lost me.

So waht? Free the nipple. Don’t be a hypocrite

Do you realise how ridiculous you look? You’re ridiculous. Mindlessly lifting things just to put them down again. YOU’LL NEVER LIVE TO BE 1000. YOU’RE STILL GOING TO BE DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER AT 36 AND DIE WITHIN 18 MONTHS. PLEASE REALISE HOW MUCH LIFE YOU ARE TOSSING AWAY IN THAT SWEATY EMBARRASSMENT FACTORY.

Some fat-ass with rolls who doesn’t go to the gym and eats whatever she wants complains that life isn’t fair? Fuck her. Let her die of cancer.

Why would she do this to herself? That man and his face and his smell and his voice and his brain... are not worth the ravages of child-bearing on her perfect body. FUCK THAT GUY for doing that to her.

That outfit and hat is channelling ‘British safari hunter’

Re-write this as “I need to get intoxicated to enjoy life and playfulness with my kids” and you’ll see how wrong this is. You shouldn’t have had kids. They’re not for you. Your inner child is dead. All you have is your weed habit.

Same as a woman getting implants. Deep down you’re still small. You’re small, pretending to be big. You’re a faker. You’re a try-hard. You’ll always really be inadequate: fake can never stand in for real. Fake breasts and penises can’t ever be big breasts and penises, they’re in another category called “accessories”,…

We are all mutants. That’s how evolution works.
(See also: ‘Everything is made of chemicals’)

Well sure, if you wanna give in and just be a loser. Because that’s all just loser-talk.

“Depressed” is code for “I’m a down-and-out loser who is lazy and eats too much. I have no self-discipline, and I like fucking people over because it puts me in control... because I’m a jerk. I get to dominate my friends and…

The shower rooms are the worst

12 year old me is dying. Dean Cain is single-handedly responsible for my bi-sexuality

Hello, white is the colour of paper. All other colours can write on paper, but white is the NATURAL, NEUTRAL, NORMAL colour. All other colours are aberrations.

She also tweeted about Dems, as well. So I have no idea what she’s trying to do— cover all bases?