Well I’m the same age and this track is giving me major “Top 100 Indie Tracks April 2010.torrent” vibes. You know, aging is mandatory, but being a miserable old fuck is a choice. 

Second Lead: “Bleach in your eyes???”

If you read the WaPo article about Hermán G. “Hache” Carrillo again you’ll see that it was other family members who thought he was eccentric. His mother was deeply ashamed and upset.

I just came back here after several years. Boy the Trump era has really gotten the Jezebels down. Here’s to the end ! *fingers crossed* *knock on wood* 

You mean like the “rad” Mossimo backpack I won in 2000 from a competition on MTV Australia? That Mossimo?

I’d wager that Jessica Betts’ sex life would appreciate her new wife’s attraction to be about her gender a LITTLE BIT...

Dude they WERE on a break, let it go it’s been 25 years

I’m now imagining a grotesque extra-long-grown mullet of hair swaying in the breeze behind him as he shuffles to bed, ready to be re-sprayed and re-constructed the next morning back up over his head into something he thinks resembles young and virile. Hitler was bad, but all we got was the one testicle story. Trump is…

Leopard Fan Has Face Mauled, Now Raising Awareness

Dude, pity the fool who accidentally runs my dog over. I’m scared of what I’m capable of. This is why I don’t have kids. Love and violence, hey

Donald Trump criticising women’s appearance: not okay

Just when I thought this moment in time couldn’t get any weirder. 

Haha nice try, we aren’t giving you tips. Edit: okay fine, my top 3 are, 1) create a honey pot where young girls will be 2) establish trust and groom them over time and 3) use your power imbalance as an employer and your access to wealth to coral impressionable young girls where you want them 

In the video game Red Dead Redemption 2, Oleander Sage is a deadly herb used to make poison arrows, poisoned throwing knives and toxic gas. That’s all I know about it, and it still makes perfect sense Donald thinks this plant is medicine.

People are really having a hard time grasping that this pandemic is actually happening. Denial is powerful. And many people think they are special.

What the actual fuck? A narcissistic sociopath for wanting Americans not to have shit lives? Actually I don’t know why he bothers. America is a shit-hole populated by retards like you. I hope you accidentally nuke yourselves.

Is the rest of the world going to allow a psychopathic shit-hole country like America to have all those nukes? Guess what, we don’t have a choice. America is a crazy man holding us all hostage. But America wouldn’t be what it is without all of you fucking worthless Americans. I hope you all die of coronavirus. You’re…

Uh, nobody has been talking about underage Billie Eilish and her body .ONLY BILLIE EILISH has been talking about this shit. It’s not just a peeve, it’s her BRAND. “Don’t look at me, look at me, don’t look at me, look at me, don’t look at me...” OK Billie. Sure. I’m not buying your CD’s or whatever music comes on these…

There’s too much plastic in the world, you insane woman

What an absolute shit-hole of a country