I literally thought it was a typo, like “Surely you mean this movie came out in 2005, or 2015". Then I realise Julianne always looks the same. This is one of her BREAK-OUT roles. It’s like she emerged into adulthood in her final form and just stayed there.

It makes sense you’d watch something “god-awful” religiously

It’s not racist to point out that China is an existential threat to the planet. They are sneaky and underhanded, and they lie, cover-up and obfuscate. They are the borg, and they are spreading around the planet. That’s not racist. That’s HUMAN RACIST. 

You know, maybe all those Hillary-haters were right... and Trump has provided a LOT of entertainment. 

More like Ms. Gross. 

Also these aren’t influencers. These are ordinary people with ordinary apps installed on their phones like we all do. There’s nothing special about these people.

Look at all these photos a second time. Really stare into their eyes. See it? Deep insecurity and desperation to be accepted.

Some nerd in 2002 screwed up their equations. 

What is the significance of the photo of Dax Shepherd’s wife and some brunette woman? I only see “Evan Rachel Wood” in your article. Actually I don’t care...

You are not smart, you are a baby who throws tantrums. The world is not here for you. Nobody cares what you want.

But other people suck though. I don’t want them to know me and I don’t wanna know them.

You shouldn’t call yourself Rob Thomas if you can’t make a new Matchbox Twenty album

You guys sure do think about a lot of shit that just doesn’t matter. Is it because you have to find things to keep you occupied in the hood?

Kanye has fucked Kim Kardashian WAY more times than Ray J, now, making Kanye the most worthwhile and relevant black entertainer in America, not Ray J.

When the traffic lights change green in the suburbs, the first car starts moving, then the next car, then the next car, and so on. In the city all the cars know to start moving simultaneously so more cars fit through the lights in time. It’s more efficient. Don’t dally, just go.

The Law of Very Large Numbers suggests that with a sufficiently large sample size you will find at least one person who dressed in blackface for Halloween, or get off on setting their balls on fire, or maintains the largest toe-nail collection.

America is jam-packed full of people. You will find any kind of person you…

Logic fail

Sounds like South Park is no longer the documentary for you!

I wish they’d cast an actor in the lead role. Even the make-up is failing to cover the tattooed hack underneath.

Yuck