Show that you still have dignity and get body color-matched tape.

The key to enforcing a just implementation of anything is to be the fish on the right.

Oil companies say they’ve reached peak oil every decade for the last 50 years. Production capacity is based on price, when it becomes profitable to pump at more expensive locations, they start producing.

They don’t actually owe that back. That was the loss taxayers took by the government selling their stake in GM at a loss.

Interesting, considering they still owe the taxpayers 11.3 billion in bailout cash.

So they had a record quarter, not year. 

Well, let’s not all jump to conclusions.  What was this woman and her dogs doing at the time?  Must have been antagonizing the cop.

Easy fix.

What legal options? This smells like a case of not reading labels or Googling product first -before- using it. In other words, this shit is all on her, because GG has been on the market for well over ten years now, if not longer and makes clear that you don’t use it for anything you don’t want stuck forever.

It’s crazy but virtually ALL plastics in my ‘78 RWD Corolla are in better shape than those in my ‘01 E39, which lose molecular cohesion as soon as you touch them.

Most places won’t install customer-supplied parts. Can’t say I blame them, either, as much as I’d be happy to not pay a shop’s markup on parts.

Obliterated the front end of a GT350 on a fat, dead porcupine. 

A sudden strong urge to take a dump when I’m at least half an hour from the next restroom.

I’m like the Cheeseburger Eddie of masks, I have at least 4 in my car at any given time(plus a few clean disposables should a family member need one), I have several of my own at work, and I have several more at home. All styles from gaters to N-95.

Lost a transmission crossmember to a kitchen sink in exactly this way.

I remember Steven Wright saying:

Cop following you, doesn’t matter if he doesn’t have a reason, it always gives me an adrenaline rush from all those stupid high school days of driving around and smoking weed with nothing better to do. I haven’t done anything worse than speed 7mph over in like 2 decades but it still gets the blood moving.

When the radio cuts out for a minute and you actually hear the mechanical cacophony your 23 year old shitbox daily driver makes, realizing each of those noises has an associated dollar amount to it.

$30,000 will get you a ~2010 E63 AMG and when the tow truck drive shows up you can tell them all about how your station wagon has over 500 horsepower.

The volvo is clearly the best suggestion above but a few cars were left out: