You know that there’s nothing like the feeling of saying no to condoms, and yes to whatever happens next.

The real answer here is to pull all the way through when you can. Some parking lots don’t really allow for backing in. As someone with a tiny car in a world of bigass vehicles, I’m always concerned backing out when there is an F-250 and a Tahoe on either side of me. Can’t see shit.

Couldn’t this have been solved with a quick, best out of 3, game of rock/paper/scissors?

You can be certain that however VW tries to spin this, they aren’t putting in this much effort to help us out. It’s absolutely in their $$$ best interest to pull stuff like this, otherwise they wouldn’t be doing it.

The idea of only paying for heating seats in the winter sounds great, but automakers aren’t doing this crap because it’s in their customers best interests.

Erlich you are afat, and apoor.

Just in time to have my old truck in perfect shape. 12mpg all day baby! At least I won’t be paying a monthly subscription for heated seats anytime soon.

“Peak oil” has happened every decade since oil was discovered.

Who hurt you? Blink twice if your dick bosses are making you do this.

“Don’t worry, it’s really not that bad. We investigated ourselves and everything’s fine - no need to look into this any further. Also, hey...federal gov, bb u up? We need some cash for cleanup and exec bonuses.”

You also forgot, “get off my lawn”. Kids are gonna do stupid shit; always have, always will. The only thing that changes over time is what that stupid shit actually entails. Bonus points for the younger generations for sharing their stupid shit on social media.

Great article with easy to understand technical info. Thanks for staying unbiased and not immediately jumping on the “lets bash this truck without further investigation” bandwagon.” Your interviewees were perfect.

I smell another slideshow.

So Toyota is trying to sell a high end vehicle to the ultra wealthy, yet can’t even capitalize the survey or bother with proper English formatting? This should go well.

Fuck the slideshows, I refuse to play along. We understand you may not have a choice - get your management to read the comments.

Guess their subscription numbers are finally forcing them to consider updates, the timing is pretty convenient lol

Sometimes I think I could be a no-BS car salesman and do pretty well, but then I think about the all the douche co-workers, with whom I would probably have to spend more time with than actual customers. No thanks.

This. Every time I hear someone rant about a bad dealer experience, I remember that for these tactics must work at least some of the time to still be common practice. I hope whoever came up with the 4 square sales pitch dies a terrible death.

Come on, what is this, Buzzfeed? Enough with the slideshows.

You’re thinking of #2 from Austin Powers