California is a weird one. The state that elected Ronald Reagan would be unrecognizable to a modern California resident. Large chunks of the state (Ronald Reagan included) migrated there from what we’d now call Red America for the good weather and jobs in various factories out West. I saw something that said Cali is…

I’d hate on this, but the fact that a majority minority city managed to elect one Rudolph W. Giuliani twice without any evidence of voter suppression says that people can be DUMB!

I maintain to this day Major Applewhite was better than Chris Simms but daddy politics happened and the rest is history. UT’s problem will always be letting everyone but the coach run the program.

PTO? Lol they close the schools in my home town for the first day.

I just read about this after seing your post. I’m disgusted. He already had prior record of assault but he only served 45 days in jail after that man suffered brain damage. And it took him 25 years to apologize? What a piece of sh*t!

Change your second point to “likes highschool football more than college or pro”

That was both very accurate, and a bit more serious than what I was hoping for.

This sounds like you personally know a Kyndall Kody Kouple.

As far as I’ve been able to tell, Old White People In The Midwest who don’t live in the cities seem to think of black people as orcs, basically (although none of them is gonna know what an “orc” is because in their worldview fantasy stuff is for the gays, of course). Big, dumb, and violent, so it’s great to have some…

Also Iowa. Des Moines folks were nice. The cornfield small towns where College Ball was the only thing to do, notsomuch. I overheard some pretty weird shit at a diner where they were discussing “the blacks on the team” as having naturally higher aggression levels and how it was unfair if you didn’t have as many as the…

Also a lot of “country club racism” in that set. But they’re smart enough to only pull it out when they think you’re buddies. But yeah, these are the people passing on job applicants and denying home loans when no one is looking.

Bass Pro Shop is the local White folk meetup place. I go there to see Whites in their natural habitat.

Having bounced from the East Coast to the Midwest to Canada to the South, here’s some regionals I’ve discovered. Disclaimer, I’m white, so on the one hand some of it might be easier for me to see ‘cause their guard lowers, but on the other I’m not on the receiving end so YMMV.

MIDWEST: They’re super mega into college…

SoCal edition:

This. Plus untucked plaid flannel shirt over wifebeater paired with belted jeans.

“hook ‘em horns”

For the life of me I will never get “i like _ college team but could never get into that school”. Apropos of this list

10a. If your favorite movie is American History X

Texas Edition: