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Wouldn’t imply, and it’s my responsibility as a reporter to state the shooting took place at an LGBT safe space. Also mentioned it took place during Pride month in my first report.

Sorry but I just need to vent. If I see one more news story on this where they neglect to mention that this attack was directed at a Gay Nightclub, I might scream. So many news shows are clearly avoiding the fact that it was directed at the LGTQI community and is a hate crime. They keep saying “Nightclub” and that’s

You rock! I just did my first 10K a couple of months ago, and it's tough!

How’s this for weird?

“woke” is the new “fleek” for me, in that it’s a word I’ll never fucking use.

I’m still processing the concept of vaginal elasticity. Does does one measure that using the standardized VAJ? Or are we using metric V-Jays?

Goddamn, you are catching an inordinate amount of shit for this. I’ll admit, I was on the fence until that baby decided to go chapter and verse from the Manifesto; now, I’m mostly wondering just how weird the comments are going to get.

I think someone stayed up very late, drank a few too many cups of coffee, and then had the type of brilliant thought process known to people who pull all nighters and said,” I KNOW! I’LL WRITE LIKE I’M BACK IN A CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP WITH THAT HOT TEACHER WHO HAD A VANITY NOVEL PUBLISHED THAT ONE TIME!”

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A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

When I mention Tantrump‘s name my 7 yr-old will give me the double thumbs-down sign and go “Booooooooooo!”.

What did I just read???

He probably won’t live that long. Prisons aren’t kind to child molesters.

Why was she writing suicide notes for her family?

Whoa whoa whoa... can we get a little more insight re she wrote three suicide notes for relatives? I’m confused by the wording (did she write all three for her own suicide or was she writing suicide notes from the POV of other people? I know this sounds dumb but for some reason that’s how I read the sentence) and

African gray parrots are extremely intelligent. I feel kind of bad for the little guy, witnessing his owner’s murder.

My parents love me. They will love me no matter what. They would come visit me in jail. They would not defend me raping somebody.

after reading the dad’s letter, i think its safe to say that whatever brains got the rapist into stanford came from his mother.

I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”