I may be in the minority, but I’ve been thinking for the past few days, can we just stay with Northam? (I should stipulate that I’m not a Virginian and main interest is as a Democrat, American and general human being.)

#1 did admit to wearing blackface, just on a different occasion, for a Michael Jackson impersonation. He may or may not still be able to moonwalk.

#3 is probably the best Virginia can hope for at present.

So our choices for Virginia’s governorship are:

I found it strange that now apparently the heart of the whole series is supposed to be the romantic relationship between Eleanor and Chidi, especially when this is taking place in an episode which is also about what a big deal Chidi’s romantic relationship with Simone is to him. On top of that initially Eleanor and…

Remember when Community, Parks and Rec, The Office, and 30 Rock used to air back to back? Good times.

I don’t understand this trend of people calling actors or even characters they like “my son”. Just refer to your cat as your son, like a normal person.

Male journalist referring to a video of a 20something actress as a teenage girl as ‘my daughter’ would warrant its own post on jezebel and not in a good way.

Jason’s achievement--doing a dirt-bike wheelie through an entire Waffle House--was the one that I kept repeating to myself to remember. A beautiful sentence pileup of Florida garbage. 

Oh and I love how he thought it was the snorkel that was broken in the safe ... oh Jason. 

Also something about Eleanor offering Tahani a place to crash and then realizing Tahani didn’t need it was very sweet. I will board this ship.

Still leaves open the option of him hiding from Mindy.

Pillboi: You ready to get back in there?

Seeing Jason in his natural habitat was hilarious and disturbing in equal measure. My favorite Florida gag was the twist on the “your lights are on” announcement: “Whoever owns the car with gold snakes painted on both sides and the license plate MILF HUNTER, talk to an usher. Your car exploded.”

I believe he actually said that every US president except Lincoln is in the Bad Place, so technically still ambiguous.

But that was during the Bad Place Good Place experiment. We can’t trust anything Michael said.

Surely Eleanor will find Trevor smugly repulsive in any variation. Also that would also really be wrong because of the Veronica Mars episode that Adam Scott appeared on where he was an (allegedly, but also actually) sexually predatory teacher at Veronica’s school.

“And then a guy named Zack Pizazz asked me about my crazy year”

beats the hell out of Butthole Spiders!

Nice of Tahani to even offer, and I like how Eleanor’s unbeatable radar for bullshirt knows Kamilah isn’t all that great.

I don’t want to be that guy, but we do know of one real person in the Good Place. In the Pilot, Michael said Lincoln is in there, and he’s the only US President who is.