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I just want to point out that you started off by saying the women who say SSM is a cult are“fucking crazy” and then proceeded to write a 10 thousand word single paragraph incoherent ramble.


I quit a year and 7 months ago and it was entirely motivated by money. I just could not allow myself to continue wasting so much money.

Dude, can I get paid? The money will probably make me miss cigarettes less. Like, furreals.

Ugh he got “blood sweat tears” tattooed on him in Chinese for some goddamn reason.

I know this is a way more serious response than is probably appropriate, but I have strong feels about this. The point is that it is NEVER too late to seek happiness in your life, that you should never hesitate to leave a relationship that isn’t working for you.

My parents split up after 35 years together, probably 30

One time someone posted a picture on Facebook of their kid and dog with the caption “Greetings from Bear and Jake!”

If I was married to a swimmer, I’d demand he be shirtless most of the time.

Can we talk about the name “Boomer Robert Phelps” please?

they can cut you off under certain circumstances, namely if you are highly intoxicated. But I can’t sue the bartender of the bar I go to for years when I get cancer

Eh, I am of two minds. I see what you’re saying, because my husband is treating a woman right now who refuses to stop using heroin while pregnant. That boggles me.

If I had some wine while I was pregnant it doesn’t mean I don’t care about my child’s welfare or that I blanch at changing my behavior. It means that I considered all of the information out there and I made a calculus about the likelihood of a negative outcome and I came to a reasonable if not universally held

You do understand that anyone could sue these people for selling them alcohol and cigarettes right? So, then everyone should sign this waiver right?

That’s fine.

There’s actually no scientific evidence that light drinking while pregnant is harmful to the fetus (all the data comes from binge drinking mothers). Approximately two thousand years of women moderately drinking while pregnant (and in plenty of modern cultures, like large swaths of Europe) show pretty well that you can

I believe you’re a total fucking moron that must not know how to read.

Can he for this? Where I live tow trucks are considered an emergency service, and as such they cant refuse to help people.

He told me his mom was so mentally ill that she hung herself. I guess he didn’t bank on me meeting his family because when I did, not only did I learn that she was very much alive but she was living in a nice town in Indiana.

I call 100% bullshit on all of this. I dated a guy who enjoyed making up outlandish shit like this to get sympathy and attention and then denying he ever said it later. This story has a lot of similarities to what my ex used to spew.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.