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This is akin to all those stories they run on the NY Times about how exercise is good for you.

I’m very surprised by the emphasis on incorporating lingerie as the part of sex that makes both men and women happy. . .my husband and I tend to be wearing our flannel pajamas and then . . .not wearing our pajamas for sexy times. We’re not opposed to lingerie, just lazy. Informal survey — does anyone actually say “let

I know that sexism is just a lie invented by the Clinton campaign but sometimes it seems so real...

Obama and kids! Have you seen this amazingness? This girl who will miss Obama as our president gets me.

I am stunned that CNBC would have the audacity to ask tough questions! What do they expect of these poor men? To have an opinion and idea on things that affect America? That is just crazy.

Well this is fantastic news to me, I’ve been planning to have ~$1m to retire, not including assets (house will be paid off and we will be debt free at that point). I know inflation is a thing to be aware of, but since I live in the midwest I’m fairly positive I’ll be sitting pretty. And my whole plan of being able to

this is weird because mother Teresa was an item in a cracked article I read earlier today, and I had no idea about any of that. it keeps popping up. you know, like God is trying to tell me the truth.

There was the story about the man who was dying in pain of cancer, and she proudly proclaimed to him that every time he cried out in pain, Jesus was kissing him. The man told her “tell Jesus to stop kissing me”. She seriously would rather people die in pain, from terminal or easily treatable conditions, than go

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She’d make a very solid President, no doubt, but man was she disappointing last night. Colbert repeatedly asked her to give specific solutions to some of the problems she was bringing up (e.g., income inequality) and she continuously dodged them and instead kept ranting about what was wrong. That’s the problem with

Can I just say that I love her so damn much?

Where I lived in China, there are some girls who are naturally a bit stockier (but not even really overweight), but they feel major pressure because the culture tells them to be dainty and thin. One girl said she envied American girls “because they must never have to worry about their weight.” I was like well that’s

I live in Vietnam and am enormous (I calls em like i sees em). People will openly laugh at me and call me names in VN, which they think I don’t understand. I don’t hold it against them, but it does hurt sometimes. I once had a colleague at an office lunch invite me to sit right next to the buffet “so you can be close

Ahh I see. Thank you for clearing that up Uncle Jessie ;o)

Awesome article.. Saw a Janet jet myself on a trip to Vegas at McCarran airport. Definitely gave me the heebie jeebies!

I mean, the article quotes her saying she had like 19 cents. Why is that so inplausible?

Well, she does say “cents,” and even five year olds have access to that kind of money. A five year old really has no concept of the difference between a quarter and $10,000.