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Lion stretches "Dev Patel gets mopey and then stumbles onto the object of his search accidentally via Google Earth" into an hour and 20 minutes. That's not an hour and 20 minutes' worth of plot; and when the music started to swell as he lazily dragged a mouse cursor over a satellite image and I began…

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surely if we call him Drumpf enough he will lose the election

i usually agree with Zach but you goofed on this one buddy

[LUKE is straining on the toilet. He has been sitting there for 20 minutes to no profit. Closeup on his face, which is frantic with effort.]

Jurassic World: Never Forget

if there's one thing i'm gonna spend more money on this year it's subsidizing former FYAD posters who migrated to Twitter

'Masque' gets better every time I watch it. The opening scene in the village (where Price is -too- cartoonish even for what follows) and the cheap-looking lighting throughout do the film a serious injustice on a first watch.

Let's argue about what are the best Vincent Price vehicles.

i used to like Don Rickles' stand-up, but i'm starting to think he's kind of a jerk.
the guy just can't stop insulting people!

then i suggest reading some Montague Summers (salt needed for anything that's not direct quotation) or hunting down Jan Perkowski's "Vampires of the Slavs" or something similar.
the vampire of intentional fiction and the vampire of lore have exceptionally little to do with one another.

I mean, Space Jam's a bad movie, folks! I just — has anyone noticed this? You notice this before? Yeah, this guy knows what I'm talking about.
Crazy, man.

but is The Onion Audio/Visual Club ready to admit the same about the Star Wars Prequels?????

or the other way around

also the difficulty balance isn't fucking absurd in the Japanese version

i didn't see any of his character concepts when they were relevant but Amano's crazy monster designs were the soul of FF1, 2(US) and 3(US); and I was beyond disappointed when FF7's enemies were so blocky and uninteresting.

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George R. R. … Fartin'

His words are media-tailored distractions designed to puff up his ego and keep him in the celebrity gossip circle. They are empty air, and while we howl about how mean he was to Roseanne or whatever he'll be happily robbing us blind. Tweets are not news. Burn Twitter to the ground.

Tweets are not political action. This tweet about a celebrity is not political action. Trump is an obvious narcissist and blowhard. Nothing he (or anyone) says on Twitter is relevant. You are falling right into his trap, and he is playing you, if I may quote one of the finest film characters of our age, "like a harp…