the comments are negative when the comics are bad; so yes they are always negative

hi AVClub
can I do the next Comics Page once Mildred is finished with her run?
I've got some good ideas. I already made up the first week's comic. Check it out, see if you like:

i've encountered this book [it's actually a graphic novel] and it's a surprisingly quality piece of black humor that veers more toward the "witches mash babies with a pestle and then smear the blood on themselves" side of things than the "school lunch is gross haha" you would expect from the title.

Fuck you.

what?

7. Sex Weirdo

So, I'm dead and in hell being forced to relive my childhood over and over again but each iteration is more alien to me than the last, right?

They had serious continuity errors but they did have attempts at continuity nonetheless.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man, which you'd think would be the most "who would win in a fight" of them all, as it was originally shot would have been the most continuity-heavy episode in the series, with Bela Lugosi speaking as…

he's ugly for part of the novel but there's still a tremendous amount of Byron in there and a heaping gob of sexuality: his brides, Lucy's "marriage" and the sexually charged nature of her corruption as she turns, Mina being forced to nurse from Dracula. it's hardly a surprise that later creators picked up on it —…

the only thing that Stoker wrote that wasn't terrible was the first 5 chapters of Dracula, i.e., the part everyone remembers :|

[extended groan]

hell, i been sayin' fuck konami since they changed their logo

getting to every boss with the spin slash is the Ninja Gaiden metagame.
such a disappointment that they take it away after the Masked Devil cutscene.

the nintendo ones, because they're more focused and don't need fighting game style move charts for 7-8 weapons?

NINJA GIADIENN ISNT KOMANAMI!!!!!

why would you want to broadcast your lack of taste so publicly, and for no profit?

you're not welcome here.

Real-life cuckolds, meanwhile, are not too keen on their sexual identity being used as an insult,

"Good Job Internet!" turned into a resurrection of somethingawful.com's "Awful Link of the Day" so gradually, I didn't even notice.

it's like if Lovecraft wrote fluff pieces for pop cultural ephemera